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20260827-The Devil's Album
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>> Welcome back to Lady Babylon. Now God, let's do this. Let's do this, people. I've got the goods and I'm just going to pull them out for you right now. I'm just going to pull him out for you right now. Here, let's just blow this place completely open. Chewy, I'm going to ask for you to reveal something tonight. I'm going to use an age old song, an incantation people,
To pull you in. [sighs and gasps] Oh god. It's the single line, Chewy. Somewhere here near one more. There you go. People, I'm just going to give it to you from the top tonight because this is too hot for me to handle for too long. Okay, put it up there, Chewy. People, look at this.
Oh god. Do you know what that means? Do you know what that means? It means the devil summons you through those strings, through those guitars, people. The devil summons you. I told you. I told you. And I get to bring your judgment. It's your judgment. Oh god. Love it. What have you done? Where are you people? Oh god, this stuff makes me so hot. Look at her. Look at her
People. What are we talking about? Falmature gear. Oh god. We are working marvels. People flash that Greek up again. I'm putting this up. People don't take this lightly. What does it say? says the devil summons through those strings.
The business that we are about is serious and it is timed and is perfectly perfectly historically accounted for every beat in every measure. Oh God, it's absolutely beautiful people. Absolutely beautiful. Give me the next one which was before that at the end right there with the couple of words. Give it to me people. What am I bringing you tonight?
What am I bringing you tonight? The iceon don. Do you know what that is? Those are the vocalizations, the songs of demons, the exhalations from hell, people. Oh, wouldn't you be happy if you knew how to bring your strings to the place that they could use this voice? Oh, God.
Oh, God. God, did you think it was there? Where's the whip? The whip, people, is for the musicians tonight. It's for the musicians. Oh, the whip is for you because yours is the greatest judgment, people. Did you know that? Did you know that? Oh, God. Speaking of musicians
People, I have announcements and whatnot. Go ahead, put them up. Speaking of musicians people, I just want to remind you that Junius
Junius are the gents that baptized me into the metal. Right. These are the people who hold the keys right here. Oh, look at them. Look at them t somebody tell his guitars on fire cuts. He's not going to be happy. [sighs]
Right. People would love it. Chewy. Um
I'm going to match tonight. I'm going to do something different. But before I do, before I shift into high gear, I'm going to match music to my tongue. It's going to be gorgeous. Right out of my kitchen, you freaks. [laughter]
Oh god, who am I talking to? Satanic congregation. It's those sitting over your shoulder watching. Oh, those are the perverts that we're here for. Those historical perverts, lovers of the things of history. Are you ready? You're going to love it. Where is it's all the demons people? What kind of demon song do we need? Yes, you can show that. I'm sure that I'm sure that's fine. [sighs and gasps]
Before you [clears throat] do, go ahead and wait. Hold on. The B-roll. Blow me up for a second. Sham, people of satanic congregation, I've opened up my Discord registration for Amen. you. Fantastic.
We will be registering people to enter into the university system where you and you on Discord will be able to enter a stream where ultimately our great purpose is to kick your asses into universities. Boom. Boom. Look at this one. Boom. Army intelligent. Boom. Get them in there.
Right. These are tough ass [\\h__\\h] people. Don't curse. God bless America. What? No. Uh, yeah. Go ahead and put the Discord link. Chewy's going to put the Discord link up, people. And what I need from you is an email to Almond Hillman at gmail
Title on the email registration. Put your name, phone number where I can reach you and your address. Legitimate registration online for your
University experience. People were taking them by storm. They've got like six students now. Six students now at uni is they saying down under. [clears throat] God off at uni. And what are they doing? They're studying Greek.
God. And a whole bunch more that are on the way. On the way, right? Learning the Greek, right? doing it Ronin style. People, you just mind your own business. Send it to Almond Hillman at Gmail. Thank you. Have a good one. Now, what I'm going to do is experimental people. So, hold on to your little pan verse.
Put this thing on the music. Give us Civian people. Now, this is what ends Junius, but I want you to hear it. I want you to hear it because it's really the beginning. And that's how the devil works.
Can you feel it? >> Sailing towards the unseen. >> Oh god. Listen to his voice.
Ready paper. Here we go. Here is your mirror magic.
People, you don't know what's in here. You don't know what's in here. It's just the opening her. Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for God. She I just want you to sit there, dudes. Sit there and consider
Just sit and think about it for a minute. Think about it for a minute. It's programmed into your god damn music.
Physics, give it back to me. Give me the verses. Let them hear it in English.
>> You know what the entropy of the devil is? It's when you've got holy books and you read them. There is that place of just the salvation of those who appear.
>> Do you know where the banquet, the festival, the holiday of the devil is?
It's with the liar players. the choruses and the applause. It's with the songs of the strange you [\\h__\\h] It's there that the darkness of men and the corruption of women lies. It's there that the pain of the angels scream.
That's the place where the electric strings are. That's the banquet of the devil. It's holy people. Ah, it's holy.
>> Do you understand? [music] >> Do you understand?
Ammon, this is the incantation that will heal you all. Our god, where's Sophia?
People. You don't know. You don't know what's around you. And I'm waking you the [\\h__\\h] up. I'm waking you up.
I want to split the ion from time. Look at the first line. Exactly as I said, the ion is not time.
Your ionic life is not eternal.
Bring the voice of the Joe. Bring the voice of the Joe.
Sons of [music] [\\h__\\h] Do your [\\h__\\h] jobs.
Bring her bring her bring her back. Bring her [\\h__\\h] back. >> [Sighs] >> Chewy, we got to take a break. Play Orion. Do you have Orion up there? I mean, uh, wait. Oracle. Speaking of Orion, people, emergency message.
You need to see Orion's buttocks tattooed for the sake of honor with the mark of the devil. This is a thing, people. This is a thing for satanic congregation. Send your pics to Orion right of your buttocks marked by the number. Do you understand? Oh god.
What is it musically? I'm always lost. I'm always lost. Do you have Oracle people? We're going to take a break with Oracle. I don't care if they stop it. Just the first half, Chewy. And when we do, I want you to focus on something. I want you to focus on something that she look.
Let's go ahead and give it to him before we go. Just give me this. Just put her up there. Right. Put that one up there. >> [sighs] >> Put it up there people. Look, these are the plans, the secret plans of the rebellion. We found them embedded in the writings of, You know, some guy was underwear always stank of sweat and some kind of fine British cheese.
Brought the life of the saint. Where are we wandering people? I stopped the ship too fast tonight. 10th century. Is that Oh, no. No, no. This is way earlier. This is way earlier. Is this Oh, I smell the rise of Christianity. Oh god, I hate this place. Rise of Christianity. Fourth century. Put that up there. Put that up there. And let's look at some source material. People, what is this?
Blow it up, people. These things are always so much better when they're read backwards. You name people, this is the generation of Akidna. These are her offspring that we're talking about. This is Lady Mystery. We begin at the end with Lady [snorts] Mystery. Do you understand people? What is your end? Who is going to die tonight? That's our poll. Who is going to die?
Put up a poll. It's a death poll. Oh, people. How? Look, people. I think I finally have the system beat. Here's our poll. Joey, put it up when you get a minute. Put it up and then put up the Greek first while you're or organizing that so we don't waste people's time. Put up that Greek and then you go searching for the poll. And the poll is um who uh what did I just say? Who's g Yeah. Who's going to die? Yeah. Fantastic. Fantastic. Now I want you He's doing That. I want you to focus here your vision. You just saw me in the invocation written in Oh god, who is this?
Sexy almond, right? Hope not tonight. What? Chewy [laughter]
There. You're gonna scare people. Oh my god.
Me, >> right? And then someone else, right? No, [clears throat] just me. No question mark, right? Right. Go ahead, people. Go ahead. Who's going to die? Fantastic. Do you know why? Because that's where we meet Lady Mystery. Aren't you going to be surprised? Aren't you going to be [clears throat] surprised? Throw me up the sounds like
Is that enough? Was that satiates? You okay? Stop laughing now. Just a second, Peter. You okay? Hold on here. Take a break. No laughing while you drink. [sighs] Look what you did. Look what Look what [snorts] you did. Did you suck some down? Okay. Take another swig. And no laughing, right? You okay? All right. Fantastic. Look at that, people.
No laughing while you drink things, right? But you got your minute, right? You got You wanted to You wanted one of the time. You got it, Chewy. Fantastic. Give me. I'm glad you're okay. And so is the rest of the world. Yay, Chewy. Right. People, don't we love Chewy? Look, I have realized that over the last several years, people love Chewy. You all right? >> Yeah. [laughter] All right. What were we laughing about
People? This is the generation These are considered monsters. Beasts. Beasts people. Is that where we are? We're with the beast. Where's my text? Yeah. I got to read. No, that's okay. You okay there?
I'm little bit slow on the >> [laughter]
>> It's okay. It's shocking, isn't it? To choke down some. Then you're all like, "Ah, right." Suddenly, you appreciate things better, right? I know. Chew your grapes, people.
We're with that generation. And what do they do, people? People, these things are right. They're aarta. They're unclean. Creepy things. Do you understand me? What kind of creepy things? Pidoria.
What are you doing? That doesn't sound good, people. You see the root pi? That's the root for child. And then thor is the corruption [snorts] of things that you get crucified for. Right? And what else? Meth people. Meth. What is the meth
Drunkenness? Right. Mo. What is this?
Mog. Oh god. mimemetic words people we don't even know we don't even know what that is right people say mime it's just mime no it's not right people why are prostitutes
They're like goats people they're like goats are women who are in our orchestras what are they those birds that annoy us so much what are the kitharodus. You musicians of the strings, the electrified strings. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you. Do you know what? Do you know what those instruments are? They are the orana. They're the instruments To the
Right out of the mouth of God. Do you understand? Dispatch from God. The one who hates your art and says it must be stopped over and over and over again because of what it leads to. And my question to you guitarists is where are you? You drummers who back up those guitarists, where are you? You sound engineers, where are you representing on that scale? Where are you?
Judge yourselves. Now, I'm here to tell you that the rest of your time, the rest of your time is a gift offered to you to make it right to bring that which is most significant.
And you know, you want to that's one thing I found traveling with the metal is that these people want it. They want it. It's deep. It's in them. It's a religious high inside of them that they pull out. They pull out and they bring it. And the people who become part of it, they absorb that.
God. And you say, "Oh man, you're such a bonehead. You're such a bonehead. Who would No, people. This is not about me discovering things, okay? Look at the big picture. Look at the big picture. What is the goat teaching you? Look at who you are.
There is a new form of music and it begins with the voice of Legion of Demons. This is the breath, the demonic breath brought to you by Amen. This is the oracular reality that makes the anguloy cry.
Makes the angels cry. People. Oh god, I love it. Give me back the passage. First one at the beginning has the tears of the angels people. I feed on tears of those dirty rotten self-righteous Buttkissing angels right there. Blow that up. Blow that up. Here it is. Are you still okay? [laughter] Dude, I made the material. You know, it's the material. I just made you.
Okay, here we go. Hopefully that's an excuse, people. Chewy. You got to be careful, man. Right. I was there when you used to chew your food. Put that. I was there when you used to chew your food. Yeah, that's good. Like that. No. I was there when you used to chew your food. The first food that you ever got. I was like, "Right, chew ch" right don't choke right angulon lupe
This is the suffering of angels oh this these two words make me put together make me I don't know does something to me how many of you out there how many of you out there want lust for need desire Of God crave the suffering ing of angels.
You know what they did? They supported a a child sex asalent. Michael, what are you thinking,
People? It doesn't matter in the end cuz God's a woman, right? What do you think's coming? Justice is coming for all of them. It's coming. Did you hear all the people dancing around happy about the about the genocide taking over? Oh god, it's fantastic. People, your
Your religions, I just want to Can we make a segment? This is a new segment called Dear Christianity, dear Judaism, dear Judeo-Christianity, your religions absolutely suck. They are the most corrupt transdimensional viruses that bring only death,
Destruction, genocide. the ruin of education, the destruction of art, the oblivion of everything beautiful starting with children.
You have kings Judeo Christianity who are asalants of children. You hear me? Those of you who bear the strings, what are you doing? What are you doing? You're You're being judged right now for how you used it.
Give me the Oh, I'm swimming. Give me oracle. What? Give me oracle. People hit Oracle.
>> So sad. I'm home by all your lies. [music] I'm your first. I'm the one. Call for me tonight. [music] I'm alone. Just pray me. [music] I know you are. I cannot wait. [music] I cannot watch your lost.
>> Okay, I'm going hell. So, I'll see I'll see you all back in a few minutes. They're about to take me off completely. She did she catch up? Fantastic. Goodbye. I'll say my goodbye speech. Farewell. It's good. Been good to know you. You are the ones that we do it for now. >> Yep.
>> Perfect. Look, Chewy, I've got it done at the perfect like exact time. People, now I've been executed and and I am in hell. So, I can give you a little treat quick. Give them something, you know, extra people, right? if you come on in. Come on in to the Discord. Right, people come up and register, right? No, next one would be next bit little bit better. Let's give them. Yeah, go ahead, people. Now, look, people, here's a here's a little fact that'll blow your brain,
Right? It does mine. I don't understand it. Maybe you will, but it it's just a simple phrase in the blue and the yellow.
>> [Clears throat] >> What does it say? It says the nature of life, right? Happens to be a ionic reality.
Ionic reality. It is that ionic being. Do you understand who who was saying that? Who is it? Go ahead. But it's Plato, right? Taas people pretty straight up. So it is not odd for us to say when Jesus says this is ionic life that people don't understand what that means. For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son who he begott off a young little girl [sighs] that whoever believes should have everlasting life. There is no everlasting life. I am deprogramming you from your false reality. The reality
Is an ionic life. There's no eternal life. Oh god. Am I back? Oh, I came back to life. People, what am I? Look, I came back from hell and my first words are there is no eternal life.
What's going to happen? People, do you realize the prophet has just returned from hell and told you, "Oh, there is no eternal life. [sighs and gasps] People so confused. What should we do then?" I don't know, but you better get your [\\h__\\h] together because she is a she.
Lot of alignment problems you may have up here with that, right? Oh, god. Scramble. Chewy. Give me the next one. I want to bamboozle and want to cause the people's minds to wonder. Not to wonder, to wander. Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, that's fine. We'll start from there. people. Reminder to the musicians, your guitar
Is an instrument of the devil. Do you understand? If you do not understand that, and I know, okay, okay, just I can hear you. Oh god, I can hear your voices. You rockers who have [\\h__\\h] been doing this for ages, right? I know you're sitting around, a [\\h__\\h] guy doesn't know what he Welcome to the [\\h__\\h] reality, guy. What are you doing? Oh, you finally get it. You finally understand what the hell's going on.
Yeah, I do. But that's not the point. The point is, do you know the judgment is coming and the judgment is on you from your boss?
Do you understand? Devil is the one. She's the one who's given you that gift. You tell me. Did you bring her? Put her up there. Did you bring her? There is no eternal life. You should all be panicked. You should all be panicked. Oh my god. Give me the next one. Perhaps it will bring some comfort. Perhaps right to them people.
What does the prayer taken from the mouth take it? Oh god. You can rip one of these prayers from the mouth. These [\\h__\\h] dead people. And you can bring it out. Come here, you Christian.
I would rip you now if it could. I would stomp on you. Dead [clears throat] people.
Stomping on the dead people. I told you to take them into the dungeon. Chewy.
Earthquake. What is he talking about? I lost the strain tonight. What was he blathering about? thought it was something. [sighs] Just a second, people. He'll be right back. The Oh, the prayers. Oh, God. He goes on and on about the prayers. Who are the prayers? They're the prayers, people. The things that you don't realize you're doing. Physics as you walk around. Did you realize you're praying as you walk around? [laughter]
When I started reading these concepts, blew my mind. absolutely blew my mind. That's why you need a cyian bath twice a day. Right. When you awaken to welcome Helios. When you lie down to welcome Aphrodite.
Aphrodite. Wait what? The cythian bath is the cannabis fumigation. It is medias
Media's cathartic medicine to welcome the sun and Aphrodite Helios and Aphrod. Do you not believe me? Oh god, they never believe me. People, what if you were what isn't what are you doing when you f uh fumigate? by the way and media they say was the inventor of this people right our sources say media was the inventor
Love it Matia was the inventor and so what is that fumigation it's you and a group of your closest 12 lady friends if you're a lady if you're a dude shut the hell up right um and you get into a pit that is covered with the skin and you burn in it cannabis. Okay? And you bathe in it, right? You bathe your skin in it because it's bath, right? You don't have any clothing on, right? It's a bath communal
In order to welcome the sun. Right? Okay. Now everybody's going to start doing that, right? Because that's the cyian way they would say, right? What does it mean to be cyian, right? I'm being cyian. What does that mean? Can mean several things. Number one, your head is shaved. Number two,
You are intoxicated. Do you know that there is a place where you must always be the hashin
And that is when you are traveling with media. Do you understand? This is real history people. This is a cyian way. The song that I gave you tonight was Cyian from Junius before Oracle. It was Cyian.
People never believe me. Just bring it. They don't get the cults. They don't get any of Bring the evidence. Big evidence with Helios and Aphrodite who find it. Sift through the dead people. Sift through them before he comes back. Hurry. He loves those tears. No, it's the tears. >> Keep going. No. No. I don't want the tears. No. Oh, people. Look. Here it is.
>> No. We can't. Not. Back to the tears of the angels. I love There it is. There was it, people. I love it though. I love to suck them. Oh god. Do you know what it is? Michael right from his [\\h__\\h] face. Oh. Oh god. gets him running on the cheek as this big tear whirls him as he realizes his god is a [\\h__\\h]
God, give it to me. Put up the [clears throat] Greek now. Show them that we're not bullshitting, shall we? This is like a metal YouTube. That's what we need. Metal YouTube, people. Metal tube. Tube. middle. We have to make it first, people, right? We can't talk about it. We got to do it first. And people, what does this say? This is John. Hey, John. He's a Lydian, Don. He's writing dementus, right? On those months.
Says that Numa Numa is the one who really set up the costume of the royals. He set it up in honor of who's this Helios Aphrodite. Well, that's weird. Isn't that weird? Who's given Numa his instructions? I'm going to say it and it's going to make one of you musicians. It's going to make one of you musicians very righteously angry.
Her name is [clears throat] Ajeria and she is she is the oracle the muse. She is that aic priestess who brings through that beauty through that voice through those diabolical strings.
That's who you all want, isn't it? That's who you all want. Oh god. I hope you musicians are jealous. I hope you [\\h__\\h] guitar players are jealous. I hope it I hope you write riffs of
Rifts of fighting. [snorts] Fighting riffs of competitive [\\h__\\h] Metallic [\\h__\\h] [sighs] Oh god, I love it. Wait, where was I? People, get him out of here. Jeff the Greek. Where is it? He said he could come. Put it up, people. What else does this say? The [clears throat] colors are purple and scarlet. Oh, God. Isn't that gorgeous? And that's why he says ka xa blatia le, right? That's why she's
Called Blatia and Blata. Who? Aphrodite. Yeah, it's a name of Aphrodite. This one's the Phoenicians say they use it. And Flagon in his, you know, work on those festival days says that Aphrodite has close to 300
Names. 300 names. Aphrodite and Helios, where are you? You're with God, stupid.
Who is Media? What they call her? Granddaughter of the son. Granddaughter of Helios, right? Queen.
Queen of Babylon. Oh, gorgeous. Why do we meet at the rising of the sun? Just shut up and worship her. Will you just [\\h__\\h] shut up? Just shut up,
People. When's the last time you worshiped her? I don't care that she is a cyian. I don't care that she scares you, right? I don't care that she doesn't hold your manhood in esteem. As a matter of fact, she's quite disrespectful.
[Sighs] Now, I wouldn't say in an unjust way, but I would say in a way that, you know, as one penetrates time, right, and absorbs that reality, right, what does that defininity do? What would she do? Oh god, it's amazing. People, have you thought about that? Seriously, right? Think of God for a minute. Right. She Oh crap. I'm thinking about all this stuff. You know how much I hope I wasn't a misogynist. I think I'm in trouble if I, you know,
I don't think that stuff the Baptist gave me help is going to help me at all to be quite honest with her. I don't think any of that stuff's going to help. But she was peeping through the whole time. You know what I mean? She was peeping through [sighs] images, gorgeous images. I didn't know I was supposed to bring those out in the people around me, namely the women. I didn't realize that. I'm sorry. I didn't realize that.
Bringing that power. The power. What kind of power is it, Ramen? It's the power to convey the mystery. Power to convey the mystery. >> [Sighs] >> Give me the creek. I think that'll I think that'll kick people.
Yeah. No. Yep. No. That's next.
Just give me I need to give him the hitters. You know what I mean? We don't have time. No. Keep going. Okay. Go back to there. That one. I want to make sure that people see this [clears throat] people. The voice when you're talking about the elements that the devil uses to make the concert, for lack of a, you know, better word. Um, it's a pretty good word, concert, the devil's concert. In order to do that, the elements are the tools, right, that he uses,
Right? The tools that she provides.
God, what are those tools? The strings. [snorts] The strings. And what else? People, don't become Don't get upset. Go ahead and put it up. But it's the voice of women.
It's the voice of women. Right? What is the god who is the sexual asalent of children and the traitor of trafficker of souls and the author of genocide? Isn't it great to know that your God, the God in this dimension from which we're broadcasting people, the God of this dimension, and I'm sending you out a message tonight. The God of this dimension is a god of genocide.
The God of Abraham is the God of a human trafficker. Abram means human trafficker.
What do we do when we throw into the mix a 12year-old girl virgin? We end up with Jesus Christ guy going around doing things with the drugs and the magi.
>> [Sighs] >> Do you see the wars of the prophets? Over time, they'll catch up with you. And now, now the genocidal God, the genocidal God is supreme. Right? Praise Jesus. The God of genocide is supreme. Praise Hashem for his genocide is supreme. Praise Jehovah, the genocidal chief.
People, do you hear me? Praise God, the God of genocide. Well, you know what? I'm not one of the chosen. I'm not one of the chosen. I was I was I was one of the chosen. And I could look at you. I could look at you humans and understand my misenthropic
Joe, do you want my song? It's the song of the missenthrop.
Cuz I was there, people. I saw you. I saw you for what you are. God, it's glorious, right? People, who wants to fight for the genocidal God? Who does? Do you know what happens when churches and synagogues meet? They praise and worship the God of genocide. They're death call to people, it turns out. And all of us who are now, and that includes me, having been thrown from the heights of the elect
Because of my contempt for humanity. Now I wander enthroned. Do you understand everything I've said? Enthroned. Who was the one who invented those expressions? Yes, it was media. It was her people. It was the devil.
God, [snorts] didn't you just hear me tell you that God is a sheep? Didn't you just hear me tell you that? Oh, people, what did you think? If you want, go to heaven with all the genocidal freaks. Go ahead with the child killers, the murderers, the snipers that destroy them, the people in the United States that fund them, that work for them, the insurrectionists who take money from Israel to follow a media campaign to overthrow the United States government.
These people, These people must be stopped. [snorts] Truth, justice, and the American way.
Do you see what we possess? Those who are overthrown, hail Satan, right? In a world where God is genocidal, what do you want? What do you want, people? Put that up. Put that picture up to it. In a world where God is openly genocidal and all of God's people, look at God's people. Look at the Christians.
Look at them. Look at them people. Look at the Jewish people. Look at the Christians who are supporting the genocide. Look at them. Look at the people practicing. Look at the rabbis what they come out and say. Listen to them. And when they all turn aside and when they all talk about, well, these people wouldn't take them. Those people wouldn't take them. You know that genocide is wrong
Because you follow Lady Justice. You got a little piece of her. And this is the overwhelming majority of us. I don't care if you're Buddhists or Baptists or I don't care what you call yourself or where you're from. You may have just a little bit of justice inside of you. And this is what Lady Babylon appeals to is your justice.
Protect children from people who are killing them. [sighs] Genocide is awful, people. Genocide is awful. Who has to say that? Is there a free Lebanon movement now? I think there's a we should and if there isn't we should start it because they're starting to do it to the Lebanese now people the genocide it's
It's expanding what are they going to say about us in the future this is the modern element of the metal if you can't take this it's because you're not punk and you want to control and sell and manipulate people. We don't sell things here on Lady Babylon. We don't sell things. We don't manipulate. We bring you reality. Historical golden reality.
Bring it to them. Should we show it to them right in their faces? Give it to them. Look at yourselves in a mirror. Look around us, people. Look at the Christians around us. The ones that go to their big churches, the mega churches. Look at them. They all go in. They're all, you know, making the good dole, giving over the dull, making it and giving it and getting their gorgeous God to be their power and pushing Israel and sending Israel money and people to go look at their tour sites while they
Methodic genocide. And the Christians watch it. They're watching it happen. They're not ignorant. We can say, I mean, say what you want about the Germans in World War II. You know, maybe some of them didn't, you know, had their head in their butts or something. Maybe they didn't understand what was going on. Maybe they had excuses. No, but you don't. You don't. You want to tell? I can bring you one up on YouTube in three minutes. I get you one right here. You want it? Oh. People Watch the genocide that's happening right in front of you. Don't take your eyes off the genocide, right?
It's amazing. Where is this coming from people? Before he gets back, give me the right I'm learning to control. Give me the um last one with a kid now. People, what is this all for? What is this all for? Now, those of you with the power in the strings, as we finish, I want you to focus on this, I want you to focus on this because this is what I think is most useful, right? Who is that akidna?
Who is that akidna? She is the And remember this is right out of the mouth of the prayers of the saints going to the angels who were crying. Are the angels crying? Because I'm stealing the prayers and I am doing things to them that shouldn't be mentioned in polite company.
Ah, I laugh at people backwards or forwards. It's absolutely gorgeous. Right. You can read it that way. Yeah. Isn't that cool about Mother Greek? I tell people that and they're always astonished. I had a student just last night say, "Oh, you can do it." We started reading
Uh revelation backwards, right? Oh, you can actually do it. Yeah, you can. Ah, love it. Energizing. Think about the level of thought. Think about the Another student of mine sent today a readout of all the different in home endings, varants, just the AI pulling it all out of the sources and craziness. I don't know how it works, but um it's probably not how it works, but you know, went through this list. When you watch the beauty of the complexity of mother Greek, you understand why modern language is so
Inferior compared to her. Yeah. Can you imagine that, people? We are actually impaired. You think you're so smart, but it's the opposite, right? If you knew yourself, you'd know that you're actually impaired. seriously impaired.
Well, everyone can't be beautiful, I guess. I don't know if that's the lesson, but as someone who is impaired impaired with my operating system of English, I smell the Pete and some dude with some bag pipes. You know whoever invented the bag pipes? You know where that dude is?
>> [Snorts and sighs] >> Don't offend the other ones. No. Give me quiet people. This is serious. This is the song of the devil, right? These are demonic exhalations. Im
Do they get it? Give me finally the akidna. No. To the one that had the akidna in the there with the orphan. Yeah. Where it was right there. Fantastic people. Please concentrate on this. Right? What is what is that akidna really?
Right? What is that akidna really? She's the one who is bringing that spirit of revenge. The spirit of justice, pure justice
For an offense. that changes you. Do you understand? This is pure pure justice. This is the ehnic memory. Do you understand? The echnic priesthood has one thing. If it has anything, it's memory. And this memory pushes it. And it is a memory of your foulness.
Think about her for a minute. How do you worship her? You worship her through her instrument. You worship her through her strings.
People, gorgeous, thank you for coming tonight. Thank you for coming. I want to thank Chewy for all the gorgeous, fantastic illustrations and people. I want Oh god, did we people? I got so wrapped up and possessed. We have a guest. I almost cut off without our guest. Where is he? Did you send him a Where's Bruno? Bruno, I'm sorry. Totally. We need an update from Bruno. This is a little a little bit of dessert for the ladies of Lady Papalon, right? For some of the men, too, right?
Percentage-wise, some of the men, too. So, here now, where where is he not there? Oh, god. Bruno's like, you [\\h__\\h] you forgot. Here, go. Should we see if we can dredge him up? Everybody Everybody cheer for Bruno. Bruno. Bruno,
Where are you, buddy? Come on. Look, we're here. He I know he's watching or something, right? I know he is. He has to be because I invited him. I invited him, right? And he said, "I'm gonna be there." So, but he was supposed to be here a lot earlier. Oh, God. Bruno, don't be here, people. Satanic Congregational. Let's give a shout out. Yeah. Let's watch some of his work while we're waiting. Bruno, we're waiting for you. Send him an email and say, "Hey, here's the thing." And then let's run a clip. Can we run a clip of his one of
His interviews? Go ahead. Let's run a clip of one of his interviews and that'll help because he's releasing a series people and I think it's, you know, I think it's pretty intense. So, and I want to talk about what he's doing now. So, maybe he wants to come on Friday this time. Oh god, I hope we didn't mess up. Run a little clip. [snorts] Should we just first couple minutes of their latest first minute of their latest?
The word for the holy purple that's used in their rights it's appears in text. So, >> and can we go into like an specific people let's say or who who these people we're talking about? I've heard about some I heard about Cydian connection. [clears throat] I heard about um this Asia Minor connection also at some other point or at the same time. I don't know. So if you can elaborate in who these people are we who is these people we're talking about that >> okay >> we're getting this tech or this first um
Ideas that after becomes the mystery and the the whole culture that we're talking about after in the AGN and >> we as as civilized Greek speaking peoples of the Mediterranean. We are getting our mystery right from a Cyian
Culture that lives in a world of constant change.
They are mobile horse tribes that are known for their incredibly strict enforcement of certain social norms. Certain customs, for example, get out of here. We don't want you around. So, if we catch you here, we're going to kill you. And we may breed with you or eat you. But um this is the this is the culture that produces the 12 bodyguards of the first Christ. So when Media comes out Christing and spreading so to speak her ministry of Christing, she's spreading it around villages. She is creating bakic choruses
By drugging people. When she begins to do this, she doesn't go by herself. She has a bodyguard of 12 Cyian women. And those 12 Cyian women are known for their marshall skill as well as their knowledge of drugs. >> So all of that, all of that again, notice how we're back. Okay. So, people,
Um, what Bruno is trying to do in this part of the series is trying to really bring you that cult, right? Trying to squeeze it out there to get people to see it. And I think he's questions are very welldirected.
He knows what he's doing. So, I wanted you to see what else he's doing, but maybe he'll come along Friday. I told him we'd do it about 30 minutes in, but I think I
Oh, because we did the show late, it probably threw him off, too. We were an hour late. [sighs] Probably threw him off. Poor What is he doing? Not Not poor Bruno. He's in a He's in a satanic. Where do you think Bruno is right now? Right. So, by the way, what is our poll? Who's going to die?
So, are you kidding? Now look at how people think about it. Look at this is a great psychological question, right? Who is going to die? Because if you put me on there, you know what I mean? You're facing it. You're facing that reality. If you're if you know that's a reality, but you'd much rather think about it with somebody else. That's almost half of you can't look at me, right? The answer is me, right? Think about that for a minute. God is a woman and you are going to die.
What's our know what's our new poll? What's our new one? There was a new one there. Bruno, what's Bruno doing? Any um let's put some guesses up. Bruno, we're still here. Bruno, sorry. Um you did send him the invite, everything. The Yeah, right. the address. What is Bruno doing?
Okay, number one. Okay, people know Bruno and you've seen a little bit of his work, right? The Dagga brothers, you know, their reputation for the getting the business done. What is Bruno doing right now in Turkey? I think he's still in Turkey. So, business. Yes. Right. Okay. Club.
>> Wait, what? No, people. Is that an option? Club. Look at what? Okay, fine. Let's all imagine Bruno in a club. Do you have a picture of Bruno in a club? Could you create one very quickly? [laughter] Okay. Where else could Bruno be? People, I'm going to check the your chats. Where else could Bruno be? Give us some suggestions. Right, people? This is part of the fun of being able to do this live. Um,
Uninvitable. Generation X. Where is he, people? He's sleeping. Is he in a dream? Is Bruno dreaming? But go ahead. Dreaming Bruno. You like the image of Dreaming Bruno.
Where else can he be? We need more people. Give me a little bit. I think Bruno >> he could be somewhere. Oh, we can only do one more. Okay, it's got to be the best one. He in TardeRus summoning demons. Oh god. Now that would be awesome,
Right people? You see through the [\\h__\\h] and you just look to the reality. Oh, he's in Tara summoning demon, right? You don't even understand, right? The amount of fear they bring to the idea of demons is hilarious. Right. He's in heaven. No. What?
Carlos? Really? All right. Fine. He's in heaven. How did he get to heaven? This is what This is interesting. Who knows? Go down. >> Go down heaven. Make heaven one of the options. No. Heaven. Heaven.
Okay. Take out dreaming and put tarderus or heaven. Kill dreaming Bruno. >> Kill. He can't be dreaming people. If he's dreaming right now, we're all What? Oh, there you go. Dreaming and Tarterus. Okay, fine. Do it. Hit the now. Let's see if he shows up because I want to give people Let's do a one more clip of his interview here. Maybe he Maybe he has an outstanding question. Let's get to it. Maybe I don't know. Just fast forward a little bit and find a spot here where he's talking. Go to the next spot that he's talking. People, Let's look at Bruno's questions there. Okay, there he's been just pause it for people. Look at this. [laughter]
I don't know. Makes me think I don't know the club answer. Do you know
Was he in a club here? I don't know.
No, I don't know. People of satanic congregation. Why? Why are you here? There. You put that one up. Here's the Bruno in a club. This is fun. People, come on. It's a break. Don't give me a hard time. Um, Bruno in the club. We're just waiting for Bruno, right? Bruno in the club versus Okay, throw him now. Show him in Tarderus and in heaven. Rise. Because those are those are the Right here he is in Tarderous people says Chewy and remember that she's doing this all live.
Right. So um this is not planning this is just artistic workshop. You know what I mean? That's what it is. >> And here he is in the club. Okay. How come he's not dancing people? Isn't that either that or he's dreaming this? You know what I mean? Wouldn't it would it be awesome? Oh god, we're sending Bruno Jean Prometheus, right? Nice guys. Nice. Hail Bruno, people. Crystal, hail Bruno. Right. And what else? We need them in uh heaven. Don't you do them with weeping angels. Oh, weeping angels. People, do you know
What's delicious? Weeping angels. Why would angels be weeping? Do you understand? This is from the mouth of God. Why would he be talking about his own angels weeping? This is prayer people as you walk around during the day. At night when you are sleeping, it is dreams. During the day or at the night when you're not sleeping, you are in a state of waking physics. And those physics can be penetrated. Oh god, it's a little bit scary at first. People, what are we talking about? Grab Martha. Get her. Okay, I've got total restraint. Are you ready, people?
Where is he with the screaming with the It's How long does it take to get some crying angels? Here, people. Help me. Help me. As if we're watching Mr. Rogers in hell, right? Help me summon Bruno by making the angels cry. Help me summon. How would we make angels cry? We show him the reality, right? Imagine the devil. He's going into battle against God.
What is he going to do? What is he going to do? He's going to bring the dawn. That's what he's trained to do. That's what his name is. He's the dawnbringer. The great dragon. Who's the dawnbringer?
[Sighs and gasps] Where were they? It was from crate. People look it up. What's that? Yeah, there he is. Did we find Bruno in heaven? Oh, there he is. >> [laughter] >> people. Where is Bruno? Where is Bruno?
Right. What is the wine? I don't. Okay. Give me the >> No, they made Bruno. Oh, you show us, please. People, something's happened to Bruno, right? Do you understand? Where's the intelligence here of the artificial?
Don't you? I love working with the artificial intelligence. Don't you? But people who hate the artificial intelligence. Kind of creeps me out. It's kind of almost like I don't know jelly, right? I think it's jelly. Right there. He is Bruno. He went to a club. This is everything. He went to a club, right? A heavenly club
[Laughter] where it's actually tarderous. and he's crying. It's a good thing you're not drinking. You'd be shocking. Why does that feel so good? People, let's take requests while we're waiting for Bruno, who is undoubtedly asleep as we send him these images to inspire him. Please, people of Satanic Congregation, can you just can you just I mean, you you do so much. Can you just recommend us now? Um, where should we send Bruno? 55% put him in TardeRus, right? [sighs] Okay. Okay. I think we should have So, We're going to have Bruno and TardeRus. But people, what would you really like to see happen? Whip Bruno.
Do you know this is perfectly in step with my production of the media, right? because that was a whole thing. The whipping was the whole thing. Um, okay. You You asked for it, right? It whip burner. Look, more people are saying it. Yay! Whip burner. Look, they're all happy, right? Whip whip whip. Carrie, really? You can call it whatever. [laughter]
Okay. Chewy. Chewy. Um, whip him. Whip him. Whip him. Good. Right. Why? Why are we whipping, Bruno, by the way? Right. Um, why are we whipping people of satanic congregation? The congregation has spoken. I know. And I'm want you to speak some more. Show me the bottom. Um, uh, why are we whipping Bruno? Just do we have are we justified or are we just having fun? You know what I mean? What is this for? It's historical, right? We're trying to teach ourselves something. The physics, the physics. Let
Him feel our love, right? Okay. Let him Okay, people. The whipping must reflect the love of satanic congregation, right? I wonder if Yes. Did Bruno make it to Pamukula? That's why we're all here.
He what? >> No. No. Wait. No. What does the AI do? No, it has to be funny. Funny, Chewy. You have to make No. No. No. Funny. Haha. Right.
Sisterion is something we all take. Right. Is that satire? I don't know. Go med on the kester on his key. Right. Chewy. Give Bruno a happy >> a happy whipping of joy. >> Okay. >> Right in Tarderus people. We set whipping of joy because I'm looking what the AI is creating. I'm like, "Ah, we need to tune up the hilarity it brings." Right? This is the hilaria. People look it up. I'm talking about ancient pockets, right? And these texts, by the way, that I'm working with, they all Talk about the early Christians, right, as Bacans, right? the Jews as Bakans, right? Not Judeans, but the ones who were following the new way of the rabbis, right?
Who are we? We are the gnamata of that akidna. Do you understand? Love it. Now, back to the whipping of the pruna. Did you? Whipping's for joy. to eat confetti with me. >> It doesn't matter. It's a whipping for joy. Ryan, who wants a whipping for pain? That's terrible, right? We want joy. This is a cult from antiquity that wants hilarity,
Right? Hilaria is the Greek word. I'm teaching you an ancient Greek word. Look at that guy. No, there you go. Here he is, Bruno. By hilarity. Oh god. Is that mountain erupting? [sighs] Where is Bruno? Maybe he's running. I think it is. People, I'm sorry, but there's an there's an erupting mountain in the background. Bruno,
We summon thee. Rise the congregation and Ammon together. Summon you. We call you. Look at him. Having such whipping fun. Right. It's the mountain exploding. Maybe that's why he's running. >> Yay. Do you have another one? What? Awesome. See, people like it, >> right? Confetti. People like it. Can you turn it into a video now? >> I am. >> Here, let her turn it into a video. People, what are we doing? We're showing you the new art workshop, right? And Chewy. I can talk about Chewy's movie
While you're doing it. >> Oh, what do we want him to be? Yeah. >> Okay, people. What should happen to Bruno? This is fun. What should happen to Bruno? Put Show me the comments. I don't know what they're saying. It's like a like an 8second delay. This is the otoad, right? I'm the eighth.
>> Wonder if we are in Bruno's dream. Okay, what's going to happen? Volcano. There's a volcano. So, that's happening. But people, he'll pop. Somebody wants Bruno to pop. Well, it's an option later, right? Um
>> Whip him to Santaasis people. >> Oh, I am so glad grateful for your nerdliness to hide what it is. Is it nice? >> Exactly. No, in all seriousness, people, we're talking about the villa of the mysteries. That's what they're doing. They're whipping to satarasis. Yes, sure, Chewy. Right. As long as we meet the Amish standards that keep us here on YouTube.
Okay, people. Seriously, tell me what is This is fun. Tell me what is he going to do? Um, okay. You You've got some things. Chewy needs a little bit more. Um, what else, people? Chewy, I need to see their comments. Can't you do two things at once? Amish standards. Put that in there. The Amish standards, right?
Seriously. Okay. Right. No, it's Amish family standards, people. Come on. Right. Okay. Now, what else, people? What does Bruno needs something to do in this dream? Right. >> Does he need fireworks? >> No, that's not We want them. We want Lady Babylon satanic congregation. >> Okay, we'll hold that until Lady Babylon figures it out. Um, peeping nuns.
Play the liar. He could be well possible. That's one. Drinking from a cup. Okay. Drinking from a cup. People want I don't know. Is that Can I ask why I want to see Bruno Rock? You could put it. You want to put him as a rocker
Dance with Lady Babylon. Should we stop it? Your Googles are your giggles are killing. Chum. Chumming.
Okay. Chumming. No. Churning. Is it churning? >> No. Ching so much. >> No. Let's get him. Churning. Amish. Amish butter. Right. Churning Amish butter. Perfect. Everybody send along with me. This will be the the first of a new segment of Lady Babylon. Um, we will send dreams.
Send dreams. [snorts] Okay, we got >> Right. >> Okay, we got to wait people for the illustration. We got to wait for the It takes a second. So, I'm going to be looking for
>> No, that's enough. We're We're already there. [laughter] We're already Cruz is like Oh, damn. Carrie wants it, too. Carrie, the movie's already Okay, here you know that just think that that's in the background, right? No. Sorry. >> Look at the people of the congregation.
Look, they're just saying it over, right? It's a lot. It's a lot,
Right? Christed. We could have Christed, but you know, I don't know if people would know if you could like, how do you know that it's Amish butter that you're Christing, right? Almond butter
People. Uh, I wonder what the AI would think if she said that. No. Um, I don't know what they would think. You know, it's confusing. I want to see the comments. No, this is me with the people. By the way, people, I'm one onone, right? That's the way to go with Almond from now on, right? And I'm meeting people and going oneon-one.
Fantastic. Oh, okay. What are you doing? Did the movie is that it? >> No, it's >> okay. Here, let's bring it up. Chewy's got it. People love it. here. I don't want to advertise. So, yes, you can.
Do they do this all the time? They like >> No. >> In order to get the product, you have to, you know, what is it? Like a >> It's like a what, people? It's like a It's like a strip club out of out of some old video game. You know what I mean? It's What is going on? You guys make my day. Thank you, Charo. Thank you, Bruno writing panel.
Okay, I'm She's gonna have to become a director, I think.
>> Just give us Oh, here it comes. We haven't even seen it. We haven't seen Okay, just Here we go. Ready? Here's the production. Look how fast it is, people. And we we didn't
Matter. Stop. Stop. Stop. What are you doing? Are you showing them? No. >> Just show them. Right. That's the game. We don't need to see it. Just show them. Okay. Ready people? Here's your first movie. The first Satanic Congregation Lady Babylon movie. Hit it, Chewy. Okay. Chewy Productions
It's kind No, I like it that it's a little bit creepy. I like that. I'll give it a high on the creepy scale. I'm not sure. Okay, look. It's doing what we're asking. She is doing what we're asking her to do. Can we please please please be more specific now? What else needs to happen in the movie? Awesome Chewy. Right, everybody at Satanic Congregation, we are now thinking as a hive, right? Two thumbs up. Love with Look at that. Cisco and neighbor giving it two thumbs up. Right. Are you showing
It again? Okay, people whipping into the Amish. Now, what's got to happen? That's nothing. We've got people, we've got to add. I don't care if they make us I don't care if they make us pay for it. Okay, >> there's another version, an alternate people. Okay, this is an alternate. You tell us which one of these more evokes kind of what you're into with the whole, you know, dream of Bruno. Go for it, Chewy. Give it to us. >> Okay, go ahead. Go ahead.
>> No, hopefully we'll see. People, good luck. This is the first time it's premiering. We haven't seen it either. Go.
Okay people, we have a winner.
Sherry, you have to show that again. You have to show that again. Please. People, welcome. Welcome. We We need your criticism. We need your comments. This is Bruno's dream.
Okay. All right. I think I don't know. I don't know. People, what is it? Give us give us some ratings, Chewy. >> Okay. Okay. Right. Right. Okay. So, positive so far, please people. Anybody else? [laughter]
Bruno. Bruno doesn't realize he's given birth to something, some kind of movement. Right people, this is a segment. We must do this on a regular basis. Any anybody? Anybody? Okay. Okay. One more. Can we do one more? Can we make one? >> Does anybody want to make one more? >> Bravo, Bruno. Five out of five butter sticks. [laughter]
Five out of five flying butters. Right, people? Poor Bruno. He'll never do this again, right? No. Well, people, we moved it back an hour, so he's probably confused. He's like, "What the?" Right. Poor guy. And he was supposed to come in in 30 minutes. So, you know, I'm sure he Okay, people are requ Are people requesting one more time. >> Okay, Chewy wants to show you the movie now. Um, we're going to make one more addition. Should we make one more? Okay, go. Hit it. Hit it. >> All right, people. What would you like to see? Sky is the limit. It's your date. Right. Right. Wait, what does it say? Bruno and what? Bruno in Cersei's animal pen.
>> Peter Travers of Rolling Stone says, "I can't believe it." Okay. It's a his grown. Yeah. No, no, no. I I mean, no. Do you understand? Look, people, the nuances of the movie that was just made. Do you understand what what happens right before the butter hits him? And right before the change, the Amish change, Chewy, I'm sorry. Um, OMFG. Can he catch the butter with his mouth? No, this is the the this is the original chapter. We've got to add to it, right? What is going on here?
>> Play the Stop. Play the whole movie. Oh, God. Stop.
>> [Laughter] >> Okay, people. What else? Please don't let this degenerate into it. What can happen with Bruno? He can catch the butter. Okay. No, it's already at that point. What else? What else happens, people? Undertone. Oh, look. Somebody says, "Put the and put the undertone." It's got to be more creepy, people. Don't you? The groan is good, Chewy. Right. The groan is good. Bruno riding Penelope. Son of a gun. There's so many good ideas. Can you do Bruno riding Penelope in a in Hell's Rodeo?
>> Yeah. Okay. [sighs and gasps] >> Okay. Hang on people. Image is coming. Oh my god. [laughter] Please stop. Right. People here. I should be piloting here. Riot is I'm sorry. I'm reading these. Right. Um,
Possibly Penelope. That's a lot with the goat. But look, people like it, right? Riding Penelope. Do people want Bruno to ride Penelope, >> right? >> Oh, you could do Serpent and Stone. Wait a minute. Somebody need is suggesting this. We need some kind of serpent and some kind of stone in it. >> Oh, right. That's in the animation >> because he's he's still not here yet, is he? Oh god, I'm so glad the tranquilizers worked. [laughter] My people, don't ever go to a bar of people Where you Hey, make it like human s.
>> No sh >> No. No. This cannot be human centipede. No, writing Penelopey. Look, people have spoken. They want riding Penelopey. Just make Bruno writing Penelopey. >> Keep him with his Amish stuff or push that one forward somehow. I don't know. Chewy, you're the movie maker people. How do we Look, we're producing and directing and doing everything on a movie. You know how long this would have taken, you know, just a few years ago. God, we'd have to We got everything right here. Let's do it. Make him into a buttery [\\h__\\h]
What is wrong with >> I am Penelope into the moon. >> Don't do that. Don't. >> Butter goat. >> No. Stop. Stop it. [laughter] Only the bold survive, right? I like that. You guys are That is punk. I would call that punk. I'm just learning, just starting. But on the fly production,
Good. I like that. Like the gadfly, we can have a symbol. The gadfly here. More writing, Penelopey. Into a pomegranate moon. >> And then what? >> That's what Carrie wants into a pal. Okay. Put the pomegranate >> in moon. >> It can be there though symbolically. Put the pomegranate in the moon somehow. Right. Amish jousting. That just
That just strikes me as somewhat perverse, >> right? Okay, go. We have a movie. Don't watch it. >> Oh, we have a picture. Oh, darn it. People, it's a sneak preview. Go ahead. Put your sneak preview up, [sighs] people. Is this not everything you've been looking for? Coming soon briefly
To a theater near you. Oh my god. Coming soon to you within minutes to a theater where you will briefly watch it is Bruno riding Penelopey. And what happens people? Plot. There's not much plot here. Okay, we're a little thin on the plot. I know we've already made part of the movie, but you know, it's just the preview in a world. Love it. Okay, good. I'm glad you love it. But we need plot. >> What happens, >> people? This is what happens when you let congregation
People, come on, man. Where is the cyian power? >> Chewy. That's it. Penelope poops. >> We can't do that. >> [sighs]
>> No. Why? But what? How is that plot? Pooping butter is not plot. That's not people elevated.
Okay. I don't know what's going on here. Go ahead. Forget about it. Just do it. >> Do it. Christing. It's pooping, right? M people, there's something in antiquity that we're referring to called Okay, go ahead. Something from antiquity that we call uh affectionately
How long has that been doing that? >> I don't think
How long has that been doing that people? Oh god, that's annoying. Bruno attacks. Now I know somebody out there loves Monty Python and wants that Monty Python. Right. Right. No sound. Good. We're back. We're back with sound. >> Just a few seconds. >> Just a few seconds. 20 seconds. Now look, people, I'm looking through your brains, reaching out to you now, reading your comments as you're writing them. Satanic congregation, right? And I'm a little bit in the future. Just a little bit in the future. So, I'm going to give
You time to catch up. This is fun. Whipple licks. I agree. It is. It's a miracle. You cured my temporary deafness. Now, listen. We've got Bruno on Penelope in Tarderus, people. That's where we are. But we need plot. >> I'm I'm making the plot. >> Okay, Chewy's making the plot. We need any more suggestion. Penelopey gallops in the distance. It's Bruno. We That's not plot, Jeff. Come on. That's like a
What are we trying to What are we trying? It's something. And it's
It's two romance novels. You know what I mean? Jeff, we need like what's happening? That's just mine. If people love it, tell me. Almond, you're full of it. Jeff's right. Almond, the plot is collapsed. [laughter] He's hunting the flying butter. We've got the butter already. >> I'm making it. I'm making >> bunnies. Oh, people. It's sealed, >> right? Serpent. We have to have Do you have a serpent in it somewhere? Damn it. >> Son of >> Okay, I'll get it. I'll get it. >> Serpents Penelopey dancing. That would
Be nice, right? Do you remember the the poop Christ thing though, right? Okay, people. The movie is set now. It's being >> I'm doing two. >> No, we're doing two two versions. Ready? Now, um in these months, what do we do? We promote. >> We promote the movie, right? Can you get me a preview somehow? >> No. >> Right. a preview of a very short clip that's not even as long as a preview. The age is over and people will get snapped. Son of a serpent. Penelopey Dancing with a lot of people want that to happen, right?
People um shite Christing is a thing from antiquity. Get used to it. Bruno helps Penelope pass this town. Dancing Penelope with Bruno. It's got to have stones and serpents, right? Bruno rides up to Medusa and she Look, this is a sequel proposal. She hands him one of her hair snakes as a stone. Carrie, that would be
Okay. You and Jeff together should work out some kind of I don't know that smells of metal along with Jeff's recommendation. If you put those two together, Bruno and Penelopey fall in love.
They pushed it too far this time. Do people want Bruno to fall in love with Penelope? >> That's the prequel. >> Prequel [laughter] unexpected. Bruno, an unexpected love story.
That is genius. Um, that's Chewy. That's our movie. Bruno, an unexpected love story. Please, please, people. I told you we can do it. Right. Of course. >> Right. Will there be a kiss? People want to know. >> Oh man, >> you have to. That's part of the movie. We'll talk about it in premov pre-release interviews,
Right? Can you imagine somebody trying to take Chewy's movies, right? No. Right. It's not going to work. That's what we ought to do. What's his name did that from YouTube? Somebody made a movie. What's his name? >> There's many versions. >> Markiplier. He made a movie. Right. Let's make a movie with Jesus. Chewy. Chewy already did and it broke the system, right? We have to figure out a way to release it. Bruno Bars and Penelopey ooze.
Not quite sure. Between man and his goat. It's a story of a man and a goat. I don't like that. I don't like that. Right. Um, it's a story of a goat and her man. There you go. >> Oh, no. [laughter] >> Okay, Chewy, don't look at it. Don't watch it. >> It didn't work. >> Don't watch it. >> It didn't work. >> Well, what happened? >> I don't know. >> Well, it doesn't matter. Show it. >> Are you ready, people? >> No. This isn't the finished version.
>> This isn't the finished version. >> This is attempt one. >> This is attempt number one. >> Oh god, the computer's breaking. >> No, it's got to be. Come on. We've [clears throat] got to make it work. These people have traveled great distance >> now. Okay, it doesn't matter. Show it. Ready, people?
Here it is. Um, this is Bruno. This is Bruno. A goat and her man. >> Wait, that Okay. Attempt one. Attempt one. >> Penelopey. A goat and her man. >> Attempt one. >> Bruno. Ah. Attempt one. Hit it. >> It has no audio, by the way. Okay.
Okay, [laughter] people. Okay. Hold that. Hold that. No, I think it has its merit. It's It's just disturbing. It's still got that Twilight Zone kind of thing, right? I think Jeff wants it turned up.
>> Jeff, help us out here. God damn it. Um, give us the other one, Chewy. Okay, people. This is Don't look at it. >> Kind of cool. >> Okay, let's Don't look at it. Just play it. People, welcome to Bruno. A man and his goat. Hit it, Sh. >> Hold on. Give me a second.
>> I can't. It's taking forever to load. Hold on. >> Okay. Loading is slow, huh? Okay. Here we come, people. >> [snorts]
>> Why? Why? Okay. I don't know. We're losing it somewhere. You know what I mean, people? We're losing it. We're losing it somehow. First of all, who ordered the fire on Penelopey, right? It's losing something, people. No, we're not there. We need to do this, right? We need to do this right. Give us some suggestions, right? It's AI madness. We're getting into the AI's subconscious or something, right?
Suggestions people give me. Look, somebody wanted Who wanted the flaming goat? That's right. Somebody kept asking for flaming goats.
Where was the poop Christing? >> I know it's not. It's It's >> No, we need to do it. Chewy, bring us back the Christing. And >> people give us directions. What? Uh oh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Never [laughter] mind. Never mind. It's here. It's here, people. We have it. Satanic congregation.
I welcome you to the premiere of Bruno, a man, a goat, and a Christ thing. Hit it, Chewy.
And the dancing. And the dancing. Do you understand? Where else could you see this? This is the dancing. Oh god. They're going to destroy [laughter] us. They're going to destroy us. Quick, we put on the Okay, people. Remember, it's all part of a movie, right? So remember, it's a project. And oh, is there another chapter? No, we can't. No, no, we can't.
No, no, I don't know. This That'll have to be the underground. That'll have to be the underground version. Okay, >> let me try one more time. >> Just put human centipede in there. Just No, just stop. Everything you've got human centipede.
>> Okay, give me a sec. >> No, I think somebody suggested it, right? People love the dancing goat, >> right? Who doesn't love a dancing flaming goat? Right now, if Bruno,
If Bruno doesn't get this message, people, we have to really really Penelope Penelope. Okay. Um, we have to really draw it in, Chewy. It's got to have the horror element, too, though, right? We don't have We don't have um
Wait, what is this one? Flaming dancing goat. Were the Christians like that one? Is that a Christian thing? Flaming dancing goat? I think that they will. I bet they'll hate Penelope, don't you? Right. Penella pooped, right?
I love Penelope. Yes. Shouldn't we all send the succubus? Right. People are asking for it. They're asking for it in the movie. Right. Look, he's Somebody said Centaur on Oh god, people. What are you?
Somebody said before that, what was it? He's gonna crack up. We love you, Bruno. Yes. When Bruno wakes up, this is I wanted to be able to give Bruno some time, right? People before you because he's out there traveling around doing stuff at Pamukula. He's looking for a kidna, right? He's looking for a kidna.
People, you've got to centaur Bruno people. >> Some people >> I'm trying it again, >> right? Okay, people. We're producing the movie again. This time we're putting >> It's just him taking it and then him putting his face on some Facebook. >> Okay, fantastic. It sounds maybe it'll make sense of the whole thing. >> And tonight we will have our complete images, right people? Who where is the throne? >> Oh, I I know >> somebody Chewy got it. Okay, Chewy got it. people. There are movies. Um, keep This up for 20 more minutes. H,
Keep it. Okay. Are you seriously asking me?
No problem. Because you asked, right? I mean, who would be a jerk and say, "No, Ride. I got more important things to do." No, you're my important thing to do right now. Um,
Purple somehow. You know who is this? This is untold misery. There needs to be some purple in there, Chewy. How come we're not people? Give me some elements [clears throat] here. And fumigation, too. This is a good comment here from Donna Marie. This is Donna Marie. Donna, you're right. Fumigation. Why don't we have fumigation going on?
Look. It took me 60 seconds. I'm a goldfish.
Fumigation [clears throat] within. That's interesting. Crystal fumigation within Penelope throws up on Bruno Purple. Okay, that's Dustin. Dustin gives a suggestion. You could have the purple that way, but Carrie wants a purple snake. Carrie wants Okay, so gota at least have the snake and the purple. Carrie said you could have purple snake, right? >> Oh god. >> When Bruno falls, he takes a smoke bath with dragons.
We could have dragons. No, >> this time he just gets up and puts his face on pillow [laughter] >> cuz she's part of the human centipede. >> Okay, people. >> Right. >> What does this say about psychology? All of you Lady Babylon satanic congregationalists who are here. >> Penelopey purple utters.
Bruno consuming the nourishment people. This is not weird, right? This Zeus does the same thing, right? God suckles the goat. So, I think maybe he should. >> Bruno should suckle the goat. Anybody for Bruno suckling the goat? That was uh is this Joyce? I'll say Joyce. Josephus. Josephus. Josephus Comedy. Smells like an angel's fart. Right. Make Bruno drink some Penelope's milk. Right. Build back butter.
People, what's going on in your psyches?
People do like the flying butter thing, right? That's a whole thing, [laughter] right? People do love otters, right? Whippelix like Sutters. What did I just say?
Whipple licks likes utters. Not weird. No, it's not weird at all. Come on, people. None of this is weird. Right. Bruno needs a redemption. >> All right. >> Now I'm hoping it's Friday. Right now I'm hoping because this is fun. We'll build it up. Right.
Mama, why not do it, right? Okay. Who wants the whole purple milk? Right.
I hope Bruno has a good No, no. Bruno has a great sense of humor. Not just good, right? But it's not going to be funny, right? We're trying to We're trying to burn it into his brain, people. There's no funniness here, right? You're going to catch this on Friday, right? Oh, look. Somebody Don't leave. One painful angel. Don't leave. You're leaving right before the movie. What are you doing? What are you doing? It's going to premiere. Can you not stay one more minute?
One painful moment. Okay. One painful moment's getting put in. Sorry. One painful angel is getting put into the movie if she >> No. >> No. If she leaves. No, that's it. She must stay, right? Where are you? One painful angel. [sighs]
Where'd she go? Okay. More butter swords. No. Is it done? I'm so >> anxious. Look, this AI is so slow. Takes takes her seconds to make movies. More butter swords. No people. We don't need that. Okay, Chewy, go ahead. >> He's taking a break. >> Here's what we want to do. Um, standup tragedians open mic night,
Right? Standup Tragedian. Bunch of bunch of funny people here at Lady Babylon. Right. Right. Hey, what's wrong with being a goat sucker? Right. Pudnik.
Does that say pnik? >> Oh, this is Oh, yeah. Mhm. >> All right. Um, yeah. Right. All the gods suck goat. Boom. Virtual hostage. [laughter] Look, are we making people mad? You know, there's a, you know, there's several members of the congregation who hate AI, right? We have some real people, and there's nothing wrong with that. You can hate all you want, man. You can hate whatever you want, right? I hate dirt and my ice cream, man. Right. L She said she had food, right? Um,
The logos fits my brain as she whips fills my brain. Go. Is there going to be more whipping in this version? Let's go and then we got to let the people go. >> Okay. Ready people? Here's our final and then I'm going to let you go because >> very famously just show us what you got. >> It's okay. It's bad people. Sometimes it's bad. Let's see what the bad is. I publish it as a video for tonight. >> No, give us what you got so far. We're
Just funing. Let's see if we're able to put it all together. >> It's not >> just creative workshopping. >> Workshopping like a studio, >> right? Like if you took a musician and sat him on a stage and said, "Now riff, and we'll just sit here and pay attention while you create." Right? That's all. >> That's all. No excuses. No. This is it. We're on the stage. People watching everybody. Chewy. Chewy. Chewy. Show us
What you got. >> I know. It didn't work. >> It doesn't matter. Show us what you got. >> No, it's there. >> Chewy says she doesn't like it. Show us. >> No. >> Wait. That's how we grow. Show us. >> No. [sighs] >> Come on. >> No. Make a good one. >> Okay. You get one more. One more. Right. We still have time, people, because I promise 20 minutes. One more version. Chewy. Right. Chewy doesn't like this one. She's like, "Ah, it's not up to standard." Okay, fine. You don't like This one, put that one aside, right? Okay. Purple, right? Stones and serpents and purple and grandma
Trying to take it away from me. People, this is your last chance. This is the new movie. I'm at the head of your comments. Breathe, Chewy. You can do it, right? You can do it. People are saying now what do you want, Carlos? What do you want in the movie, right? Everyone here are the best, right? People look how nice. Chewy is the people behind you. Purple fingers people want. I'm just telling you. Maybe ideas. You don't have to use them. You can. Chewy. Chewy. Purple fingers. You're not
Done, are you? >> No. >> No. Okay. Um, Skila says somebody hold it up to the muse. Yeah. Right. Oh, God says you got to raise it up to the standard. Right. Isn't this what church is supposed to be? Are we just creating a church here? You can do it. Penelopey has a blunt.
>> Did you just close it? Chewy. You could have relaxed a little bit, but maybe you had the idea, right? Maybe Penelopey does belong. His snakes around them. Oh, look. People are just going off, man. Right. >> What >> the
Let's go. >> Oh no. >> What's that? It's not What's Oh no. for >> Okay, we're going to have to show it anyway. >> Oh, it's good. It's good. Okay, people. >> He doesn't drink from it, but he does get the udder. >> Crystal, what is my next t? Um 999 on your buttocks. 999 because when you look at it, it's got to be 666. Fantastic. That's the tattoo, people. If you want to take the mark, fine. And if you do, take a picture and send it to Orion and demand his manhood.
Okay. >> Okay. Now, people, are you ready? Play your film. Chewy's going to play it and we're out, people. >> Right. >> Let's do it. Chewy Productions presents Bruno. >> It still needs work. A dream story made by the people of Lady Babylon. >> He's not he's not drinking it. >> Okay, go ahead. >> He just wipes his mouth. >> Okay, are you ready and play? >> Here we go, people. Give us a thumbs up or a thumbs down. Ready? [snorts]
Perfection. Absolute perfection. That's a wrap. People, thank you for coming tonight. Thank you, satanic congregation. Thank you for coming. Please join us Friday and I will have Bruno here for you personally. Go take a look at what he's doing. And hail Satan.
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